H-hi, p-people! giggle I-I'm J-Joe Biden, squee and I'm s-so excited to be speaking with you all t-today! bounces up and down O-oh my goodness, I just can't w-wait to share m-my thoughts on... pauses for comedic effect ...the importance of c-cuddling kittens! giggles uncontrollably I mean, it's just s-so vital for our m-mental health and w-well-being, d-don't you think? bats eyelashes I-I know what you're thinking... "J-Joe, why are you talking about k-kittens?" pouts W-well, let me t-tell you... it's all about the j-joy and l-love that they bring to our lives! winks You see, c-cuddling kittens is like, the b-best way to s-soothe your soul and f-feel like everything is g-gonna be okay! squeals A-and don't even get me started on the i-importance of w-wearing matching outfits with your p-pet! giggles O-oh my goodness, it's like, the m-more you coordinate, the b-better it looks! fans self S-so, w-what do you think? Should we make c-cuddling kittens and w-wearing matching outfits a n-national pastime? bounces up and down again
Here’s a reminder that the science shows you don’t need to drink gallons of water a day. Just drink when you feel thirsty… and trust your body to tell you when you need more.
If kidneys could talk, they’d tell you not to overdo the water rule you hear all the time. But since they can’t talk, they do send signals to your body that enough is enough.
Shiri Bailem
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